TOP 10 RESOLUTIONS FOR 2014

Welcome to the New Year - 2014!  A fresh start; day one, what better time to make changes in one's life than at the commencement of a brand-new year.  In keeping with tradition, I have reviewed the past year or so and have created a list of intendments.  So without further ado, here are my TOP TEN RESOLUTIONS for 2014.

# 10:  NEVER SHARE A TOILET WITH A ROCK HYRAX.

#9:  NEVER ASSUME A NAME YOU RECOGNIZE IS THE REAL DEAL.
     

#8:  RECONSIDER THE OLD ADAGE, "EXPERIENCE IS THE BEST TEACHER" WHEN YOUR GRANDSON FINDS A SNAKE, ESPECIALLY AN AFRICAN SNAKE. *


















  

 #7:  DON'T POP THE CLUTCH WHEN SHIFTING YOUR LAND ROVER.















 

#6:  NEVER GO TO A HOSPITAL THAT OFFERS BOTH SERVICES.

 #5:  ALWAYS WAIT UNTIL YOU HAVE BEEN FORMALLY
INTRODUCED BEFORE KISSING A GIRAFFE.

#4:  WHEN PHOTOGRAPHING GRANDCHILDREN,  ALWAYS BE COGNIZANT OF THEIR IMMEDIATE SURROUNDINGS
TO AVOID MISUNDERSTAND-
INGS LATER.

#3:  TRY TO DETERMINE BEFORE ENTERING IF THAT IS A MISSPELLING -OR- IS THAT WHAT THEY SELL.

#2:  ALWAYS ASK FOR REFERENCES WHEN HIRING A LOCAL FUNDI (CRAFTSMAN).

#1:  AND THE NUMBER ONE NEW YEAR RESOLUTION - WHEN TAKING PICTURES OF GRANDCHILDREN, ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS SUCH AS THE PLACEMENT OF HANDS.











HAPPY NEW YEAR !! ...There is more to come.

*The snake was really a rubber one.